...not guaranteed to be true, nor guaranteed to be false, to be sung to the tune of “Colonel Bogey’s March”, on the model of the WWII vintage original, is hereby offered for your April Fool’s night entertainment:
Dampnut has only got one ball;
Bannon has two but rather small;
Don Junior’s are even punier;
And Eric has no dick at all!
I wrote this weeks ago, but was inspired to post it now by some of the comments in annieli’s golf diary. If anyone has heard anything similar, it’s an obvious idea and could have occurred to someone else. I haven’t seen any other versions. If anyone wants to sing it, post it on a sign, hire a loudspeaker truck to drive up and down Pennsylvania Avenue blaring it as loudly as DC noise ordinances allow, whatever, you have my full permission.
